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July 27th, 2007 (11:41 pm)

I'm not sure if I like this or not....

Slytherin!

Sort me!

marylandbear [userpic]

Who needs the Kwik-e-Mart?

July 8th, 2007 (07:47 am)

I do......

As you may have heard, 7-11 converted a dozen stores into Kwik-e-Mart's, to promote the upcoming Simpsons movie (warning -- plays music).

Since there's one in Bladensburg, MD, I had to make a pilgrimage.

I can see why they picked that one -- it has a huge parking lot for a 7-11, and needed it. The place was a madhouse. People were buying Buzz Cola:
can of Buzz Cola
and Krusty-O's:
Box of Krusty-O's
by the case.

I just bought one box of cereal and one six-pack of cola.

The employees were wearing Kwik-e-Mart style uniforms and nametags. I noted one had a nametag that indicated he was "I.P. Freely" -- I wasn't sure if that was his own doing or not.

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Here's the store front. That's Bart and Milhouse on the roof.
store front

This is Marge, of course.
Marge

Me and Comic Book Guy (taken by a not uncute younger guy who was also taking pictures.)
Me and Comic Book Guy

The sign on the front door.
front door sign

Some various signs.
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various unhealthy snacks
satisfaction guaranteed, sort of
strict parking policy!

Jasper, frozen in ice (from one episode of the series)
Jasper frozen in ice

Two of America's greatest philosophers
Homer and Ralph Wiggum

Maggie, atop the ice cream case.
Maggie (insert pacifier sound effect)

This one isn't from the Kwik-e-Mart. My partner and I went to see Michael Moore's new movie Sicko, and the theatre had this.
Me and TV's favorite family

I wonder how much one of those will go for on e-Bay... even this one, with Homer missing an arm.

marylandbear [userpic]

Another Maryland Bear

July 7th, 2007 (11:27 am)

I've been known to go looking for bears in Montgomery County, but not this kind...

Poor little lost bear...

marylandbear [userpic]

No new baby panda

July 6th, 2007 (02:28 pm)
tired

current location: home
current mood: tired

Butterstick won't be getting a new baby brother or sister.

Fooey.

marylandbear [userpic]

I get political for Independence Day

July 4th, 2007 (06:42 am)
frustrated

current location: home
current mood: frustrated

Last night, on MSNBC, Keith Olbermann called on George Bush and Dick Cheney to resign.

I couldn't agree more.

marylandbear [userpic]

Could you pass 8th Grade Science?

June 25th, 2007 (09:23 pm)
frustrated

current location: home
current mood: frustrated

Mingle2 Free Online Dating - Science Quiz

marylandbear [userpic]

What's my Personality Defect?

June 21st, 2007 (05:17 am)
frustrated

current location: home
current mood: frustrated

Gacked from [info]kimberlyknits


Your Score: Sociopath


You are 57% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.




You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!



To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:


Your exact opposite is the Hippie.


Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.


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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.


The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.


Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!


About Saint_Gasoline



I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.




Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

marylandbear [userpic]

Fun with amazon.com

June 18th, 2007 (05:48 pm)
frustrated

current location: home
current mood: frustrated

amazon.com has taken to refusing my debit card.

All that changed was that I got the normal replacement card with a new expiration date. I've updated the date, but they still won't charge to it.

I called amazon, and they said to call my bank. Which I did, and they said they had no record of any attempted transactions from amazon.

I called amazon several times, and all most of them would do was re-try the card. Which never worked, despite several attempts at entering the card number and billing info.

My frustration level was enough I was yelling at them. (Yeah, I know, not nice of me, but it was really getting annoying.) I finally got someone who was going to contact the billing department, since they might have more info about why it wasn't going through. She said she'd get back to me in a couple of hours.

That was about seven hours ago, and all I've heard from them is one more e-mail that the card failed to process.

Ggggrrrr.... I really like amazon, but this has not been a happy experience.

marylandbear [userpic]

What's my liberal breed?

June 17th, 2007 (07:06 am)
recumbent

current location: home
current mood: recumbent

Gacked frorm [info]furrbear:

How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

My Liberal Identity:

You are a

Social Justice Crusader
, also known as a rights activist. You
believe in equality, fairness, and preventing
neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from
rolling back fifty years of civil rights
gains.

marylandbear [userpic]

Eighties Hunk

June 13th, 2007 (07:31 pm)
recumbent

current location: home
current mood: recumbent

Well, this is one poll result I can't say I'm thrilled with...

Your 80s Hunk Is

Bill Gates

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